Chuck Berry. BB King. Lots of other blues dudes I guess I could look up on Wikipedia. John Lennon’s Epiphone Casino. Shoe-gazers. Feedback. Noel Gallagher. Can get an Epiphone Dot Studio (“if Ikea did guiitars”) for 300 bucks at Guitar Center. Ibanez Artcore. Insert picture of Chuck.
Job done. Thank God that’s over with.